Gay Zombie Jesus Never Quits

July 15, 2015

Don’t know why Gay Zombie Jesus is so compelled to possess This Dismayed Little Soul, but here He is again! The last time He ravaged my world can be witnessed here: “Even More Gay Zombie Jesus.” Notice that in most cases, inclusion of the tweet immediately prior my own is necessary for the sake of context. 47 bastardly blithering bon mots in all.

Due to image width limitation for this particular WordPress layout, these tweets are truncated at the right margin, so just click for a full version. Apologies for this dilemma…but I know I’m so dammed funny that you’ll thank me for it later, when you’re sober.

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Neville Snidermannington III

January 11, 2014

[ Don’t know where I’m going with this, but I was really stoned outta my skull last night when I composed this savory morsel of absurdity. I invite you, Spurious Reader, to add a paragraph or two to expand the tale to its illogical conclusion: ]

The Amazing Peccadilloes & Bemusing Humiliations
Of Gay Bachelor Raconteur Neville Snidermannington III
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“I haven’t stood within 10 feet of a female since popping from mother’s womb!” announces gay bachelor raconteur Neville Snidermannington III, while celebrating his 58th birthday surrounded by buffalicious boys no younger than 14 years of age. Or in IOW: they’ve barely climbed out of the womb themselves.

“Ma-ma’s uterus is the first and last thing I ever care to see of womankind!” Neville adds for resounding emphasis. And his doting admirers applaud.

There is free champagne, petit fours and party favors for all to be had. Neville’s pet rhinoceros lay gloating in a wallow of thick, gray mud under the brilliance of a Brighton Beach sun.

“For such a warm day, I’m surprised no one’s jumped into the pool yet,” thought Snidermannington III as he gingerly caressed his blond-streaked mutton chops in shallow deliberation.

He was but 4-foot-2. The entire world towered above him since the day he was born…and shall remain that way until the day he dies. (Yet, he was nothing like Napolean Bonaparte, insecurity-wise.) So he decided he needs an exotic pet for company. That is how he wound up with the rhinoceros. But once grown to adolescence he’ll have to let it go, realized Neville all along.

But it did not occur to our generous host that the baby rhino lay too close to the Olympian pond for the comfort of his guests. Thus, they all abrogated their nautical passions for a more staid option to chatter amicably within the electrically charged iron gates. Plenty of room and gardens to roam, anyway!

(To be continued, I hope?)


Letter To Joseph

March 25, 2013

[ Free Me From This Bond (the sequel): Chapter 3 ]

[ Benevolent Reader: don’t really know why all of a sudden I decided to toss this rather old letter into my latest novel. I guess perhaps, this is my desire to tell Joseph how much he means to me, in spite of his dumping me, then becoming one of the worst enemies I’ve ever known.

Joseph: if you ever read this chapter, please know that when I changed my name from Eugene Frank Catalano to Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin way back in 1996, (a form of witness protection that has nothing to do with you) I chose my middle name based on the sweet memory of our brief, but splendid, affair. Since then, the rare times we’ve bumped into each other, you’ve treated me like some sort of evil scum.

Thus, you never really gave me the chance to tell you how much I appreciate the good times we did have. Otherwise, I’d have never chosen your first name, to become the middle part of my new monicker.

Bless you, Joseph, wherever you may be right now. I’m so sorry things didn’t work out for us; but you must know that I sure tried to rectify our disagreements. Unfortunately, to no avail. ]

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Easter’s Edge

April 8, 2012

Easter Sunday 2012, looking into The Edge gay bar on the corner of 18th Street and Collingwood. One of ten different shots. Couldn’t decide on a favorite, as each video has something special about it, that can’t be found in any other. Following these clips are seven digital photos of the same picture window, each one also stupendously unique.


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I’d Sooner Buy Hitler A Pony

April 29, 2011

Sometimes I get a little mischievous with Youtube comments. Just look for my handle “pewterbot9” at the bottom of a post, to find a particular declaration by yours truly…33 all told. (If my handle appears above a comment, it indicates someone responding back to me.) Please note this is an image of the comment page, so you can’t jump-search my handle or click on any links…you can only scroll either up or down.

Though to simplify your perusal, I’ve marked each of my posts with a red arrow “<,” so they’re hard to miss.

To view the actual video, or to add your own comment, click here, or anywhere on the comment page below.



Dragon Teacup

August 25, 2010


Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 7:20
From: Evelyn
To: Zeke
Subject: Gaymail Comment

You have put together some fantastic resources for the gay community, thanks for providing me with new material. I head a club at my local college called Onward. It’s a group of volunteers that work with all sorts of different organizations that help battered women. We want to bring light to the fact that domestic abuse does happen in gay relationships as well. I wanted to share this page I found very useful on it:

http://www.datehookup.com/content-domestic-abuse-in-lesbian-relationships.htm

As I was browsing the thought occurred to me that other students may also find it a useful addition to your resources.


Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 10:55
From: Zeke
To: Evelyn
Subject: Gaymail Comment

Quoting “Evelyn” :

{{ You have put together some fantastic resources for the gay community, thanks for providing me with new material. I head a club at my local college called Les Do It. }}

What an honor, Evelyn! It’s the occasional message of gratitude I receive, that inspires me to create more articles, and maintain my gay-bible site. And one of the main reasons I do this, is to inspire others, and provide them with new material.

Strange thing this: only three days ago did I receive a potentially threatening email…now, yours more than makes up for that. You arrived like an angel swooping down from the sky, to save my day!

{{ Its a group of volunteers that work with all sorts of different organizations that help battered women. }}

Also a noble cause…if only there were more people in the world like yourself! Machismo swaggering disgusts me…it’s the root of all violence.

{{ We want to bring light to the fact that domestic abuse does happen in gay relationships as well. }}

Indeed it does…I’ve walked out on many a new relationship, due to this.

{{ I wanted to share this page I found very useful As I was browsing the thought occurred to me that other students may also find it a useful addition to your resources. }}

Thanks immensely, Evelyn…I will soon provide a link to that page, from my blog, which is shown in the signature below.

Cheers! Please feel free to contact me on any future projects; perhaps I can be of service to your important work.


Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010
From: Evelyn
To: Zeke
Subject: Gaymail Comment

Zeke-

I’m so sorry that you receive threatening email, I’ve dealt with my fair share too and it just boggles my mind. Close-minded people with no sense of compassion whose only sense of security is what the bible tells them scare me the most. I fear for our world and our youth when people like that are involved. Where I live I deal with it way too often and it’s like beating a dead horse trying to talk sense into any of them. Thank YOU for the kind words about our group and sorry too to hear about your past not-so-fun relationships, so glad to hear they are in the past.

I got a chance to look over your blog a bit and I love your style. I’m afraid some of your computer related jargon flies above my head but I love reading your poems and rants – (My Salute To Women’s Suffrage and Lesbian Pride) <~ Amazing. and THANKS!!

Keep up the awesome posts :-D


Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:39
From: Zeke
To: Evelyn
Subject: Gaymail Comment

Quoting “Evelyn”:

{{ I’m so sorry that you receive threatening email, I’ve dealt with my fair share too and it just boggles my mind. }}

I’m turning that incident into something positive…well, as positive as I can make it…I’m making it my latest blog entry. It is actually quite intriguing, as it involves the murder of a crazed, drugged black gay person, by a policeman…who was the partner of the first (out) gay cop to die in the line of duty. I won’t say any more, the blog will tell all.

{{ I fear for our world and our youth when people like that are involved. }}

And well you should, sorry to agree.

{{ Where I live I deal with it way too often and it’s like beating a dead horse trying to talk sense into any of them. }}

I hope you carry pepper spray. These troglodytes are downright wicked. They use the name of their god to justify bashing and murder. It sickens me that we remain with a gov’t that is essentially homophobic, and thus affirms the bashers.

{{ Thank YOU for the kind words about our group }}

I’m sure you’ve earned them, Evelyn. I don’t know how women manage to remain so centered and compassionate, in the face of a stupidly aggressive, macho society. day in, day out. I’m surprised more haven’t taken a gun to idiots who cop a feel on a bus, train, streets, etc….thinking it’s their god-given right as a male.

{{ sorry too to hear about your past not-so-fun relationships, so glad to hear they are in the past. }}

We tend to forget that, in spite of our progress, the majority of gays remain single for their entire lives. The male partner violence is of course homophobically inspired…usually, the other guy tries to assert his masculine superiority on me…claiming his bisexuality makes him better than me, who is 100% gay. Men in Amerika are pressured to the extreme, to play hetero/macho…doesn’t matter if they themselves are gay. In this regressive cycle, it is more difficult than ever, to find men who have risen above this base attitude. Then of course, there’s the money issue…and I’ve been living on just a disability stipend most of my life…so I just don’t get to play the dating game. I’m 60 now, anyway, so what the hey.

{{ I got a chance to look over your blog a bit and I love your style. }}

So glad you do…I hope to benefit my readers in various ways: psychologically, for one.

{{ I’ve afraid some of you computer related jargon flies above my head }}

Oh, that’s okay, I can’t expect everyone to like everything I like. Computers are one of my favorite hobbies…specifically, the computer underground/counterculture that sprang up in the 80s. You might enjoy my queer cyberpunk tale: “Security Matters & Anti Matters“. A really big dose of my particularly bizarre style.

{{ but I love reading your poems and rants – (My Salute To Women’s Suffrage and Lesbian Pride) }}

Flattery will get you *everywhere*! :)

{{ Keep up the awesome posts :-D }}

Wow, you have a great gift of injecting a positive spirit in people when they most need it, so:

RIGHT BACK AT YA, EVELYN!

Cheers!


Jehovah’s Queer Witness (Zeke Krahlin)
Shamanic Story Teller & Trickster
“Breeders are gonna sue the hell outta this pervert!” -Andrew Twice Laid
http://www.gay-bible.org


[[[[[[[[[ So I bought myself a lovely little teacup in Chinatown, to celebrate. ]]]]]]]]]



You’re A Wreck, Lech!

April 16, 2010


Newt Gingrich dopelganger?

Anti-Gay Polish President Lech Kaczynski Killed In Plane Crash
A well done article, thorough w/supplementary videos.

BTW, Italy just rejected gay marriage. Among the western European nations, these are the most likely to remain homophobic: Italy, Greece, and Ireland. IOW, those cultures most hung up on maintaining macho attitudes…where foolish little men strut around like they’re God’s gift to women, and constantly fantasize about raping anything in a skirt, while being blessed by the Pope for their oozing manliness. Let us not neglect Turkey, in spite of its quasi-legal homosexuality, motivated mostly for the sake of sex tourism

As for eastern Europe: Poland, and just about every other country. Likewise, former members of the USSR (such as Estonia and the Ukraine).

The Caribbean nations have been growing increasingly homophobic over the past decade…yet ignored by the tourist industry because, you know, only heteros really matter. But now this violence has spread out to non-gays, so the tourist industry is providing warnings as to the level of danger in each Caribbean country. Yes, if only the violence had limited itself to f*ggots, all would’ve remained fine and profitable for (hetero) tourism.

The evil against gays is now a social tsunami encircling the globe. Heteros everywhere are being forced to take a stand, either pro or con. I predict that the majority shall remain pathetically anti-gay, and thus shall erupt further violence, civil war, and self-inflicted terrorism. This is simply how the conscience functions. When you commit grievous wrongs long enough, you begin to torment yourself, w/o even realizing it.


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