Gay Zombie Jesus Forever

September 5, 2015

This is the sixth “Gay Zombie Jesus” feature I have created, and it follows right after “Gay Zombie Jesus Never Quits.” You may consider me possessed by a demon who has nothing better to do in hell, than torture my gifted imagination into submission. He must be terribly bored. I wish Satan would assign him some real mission ASAP ’cause I’m at wit’s end. Notice that in most cases, inclusion of the tweet immediately prior my own is necessary for the sake of context. 40 heretical Twitter jokes in all:

Due to image width limitation for this particular WordPress layout, these tweets are truncated at the right margin, so just click for a full version. Apologies for this dilemma…but I know I’m so dammed funny that you’ll thank me for it later, when you’re sober.

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Even More Gay Zombie Jesus

February 17, 2015

As if my previous Gay Zombie Jesus posts weren’t deleriously psycho enough, I give you “Even More Gay Zombie Jesus.” This piece is a sequel to my post “Gay Zombie Jesus Returns.” Notice that in most cases, inclusion of the tweet immediately prior my own is necessary for the sake of context. 57 incredibly perverted Twitter pranks in all. Maybe you should get stoned on some righteous ganja, first!

Due to image width limitation for this particular WordPress layout, most tweets are truncated at the right margin, so just click for a full version. Sorry for the inconvenience…but I think I’m so witty it’s worth the hassle. Besides, you need to slow down and relax. Dr. Zeke’s orders.

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More Twitter Mischief w/Gay Jebus

April 24, 2014

This piece is a sequel to my original post “Twitter Mischief w/Gay Jebus.” Included are three variations on this theme: “Gay Jebus,” “Jehovah’s Queer Witness,” and (my favorite) “Gay Zombie Jesus.” Notice that in most cases, inclusion of the tweet immediately prior my own is necessary for the sake of context. 35 silly sacrilegious Twitter pranks in all:

Due to image width limitation for this particular WordPress layout, most tweets are truncated at the right margin, so just click for a full version. Sorry for the inconvenience…but I think I’m so witty it’s worth the hassle. Besides, you need to slow down and relax. Dr. Zeke’s orders.

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More Neville Tomfoolery

April 3, 2014

More absurd tweets via my persona “gay bachelor raconteur Neville Snidermannington III.” This is a continuation of the original blog post “My Neville Persona“. Due to Twitter’s 140-character limit, I sometimes have to abbreviate the name to “N. Snidermannington III” or “gay bachelor rake,” for examples. 40 tweets in all, please enjoy!

Due to image width limitation for this particular WordPress layout, all tweets are truncated at the right margin, so just left-click for a full version. Or [ click here ] to view them all at once without the hassle!










































Twitter Mischief w/Gay Jebus

February 12, 2014

Actually, I have four variations on this theme: “Gay Jebus,” “Jehovah’s Queer Witness,” “4 (or 5) Star General Gay Jesus,” and (my favorite) “Gay Zombie Jesus.” Notice that in some cases, inclusion of the tweet immediately prior my own is necessary for the sake of context. 35 silly sacrilegious Twitter pranks in all:

Due to image width limitation for this particular WordPress layout, most tweets are truncated at the right margin, so just click for a full version. Sorry for the inconvenience…but I think I’m so witty it’s worth the hassle. Besides, you need to slow down and relax. Dr. Zeke’s orders.

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Cletus the Fetus

February 6, 2014

[ Liberal Reader: just came up with the idea of doing a parody about fetuses, ’cause I’m sick and tired of all these rabid anti-abortionists flooding the Twitter media. “Right to life” my arse! Twenty embryonic bon mots in all: ]


Karel

February 3, 2014

Karel is America’s (and the world’s) only syndicated gay talk show host. I listen to him often up here in SF on KGO radio. Visit his main web site:

http://thekdw.com/

Been trying to get his attention for years but with no luck. Today I discover his post on Twitter, so send a reply. Lo and behold I am awestruck with his kind, and favorable, reply. His backing my own pro-LGBT efforts is certainly a great boon! Enjoy reading the brief tweet-exchange below.

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