My Neville Persona

I have created various Twitter personas, one of them being “gay bachelor raconteur Neville Snidermannington III.” For your delectation, I’ve posted these comments as my first round of “Neville,” totalling 34 bon mots in all. In some cases, the context is not clear without also including the tweet that inspired my pun. Enjoy these satirical repartees that have brightened up the Empire of Twits beyond any previous tweets ever twold.